Diary:Stuck at home and bored

Yup, today I can't go anywhere because of the weather. Oh no, it's raining again. huh! Now, I'm stuck at home and it's kinda bored. Help me! I'm so bored. What will you do when you're stuck at home and bored? Sleeping all day long? Nah! I don't wanna be sleeping beauty and waiting for my prince to kiss me (I'll brush my teeth first and use something to refreshing my mouth LOL).

What should I do, arghh friggin bored!
and
How can I keep myself busy when I'm stuck at home?

*CALL YOUR BFF!
no way, I want to save my credit. Okay, fine!
-failed-

*LISTEN TO DIFFERENT SONG THAT YOU DON'T NORMALLY LISTEN TO
Erm, I think I lost my mp3 player.
-failed-

*WATCH SOMETHING YOU'D NEVER WATCH
porn video? wahh, sound great! but I don't know the web address, would you give me some..no? okay, fine!
-failed-

*COOK A MEAL
what is this? ginger? tumeric? wahh! how come it has different name because it just look a like.
-failed-


*TIDY UP
Oh, sorry! I'm kinda busy. My mom can do it well.
-failed-

*REST UP
take a nap? are you kidding me? Erm, maybe tomorrow or next week I'll wake up.
-failed-

Overall, I can't do anything when I'm stuck at home and bored.

HEY WAIT FOR A SECOND!

Now, I'm blogging! so, that's mean I'm keeping myself busy LOL
so stupid mah!

So, what will you guys do when you're stuck at home and bored?

Note : please, no masturbation okay ;)