Wahh, macam best sahaja tajuk entry kali ini (suka-suka). Well, I definitely agree that men should put some make up on their face (I akan bunuh orang yang tak setuju dengan statement I, hahaha *evil laugh*). Unfortunately, some people believe that put some make up on men is not a good idea for the general population and they said a guy should look like a guy, WTF! Ajaran sesat Ayah Pin lagi ke? LOL. According to myself, All girls (including myself) only attract guys who have a very flawless skin. Unhappy to have flaw skin T-T? Well, come on guys there's a solution for every problem. FYI, the best solution to overcome the problem is
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Unfortunately, all the men won't agree with my idea, huwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ToT Porque? Porque? Hey idiot, I'm pretty sure and I bet you guys will look fabulous with make up. So, I ask you, What do girls notice about guys in the first six seconds? What? You guys don't know the answer? (Your mom should have had an abortion, LOL). Guys, the answer is your fucking flaw skin lah, ayoyoyo! Mestilah I tahu sebab I perempuan! (''-_-)
Untuk dipendekkan cerita, nowadays all the men (including my gay boyfriend) over the world already did it (make up). So, why don't you guys wear make up? And why do girls/woman only wear make up? Gosh, Dammit! It does not matter if you have XX or XY (chromosome) because 'wearing' a make up is not the biggest issue to be discuss. No wonder if you see your daddy wears foundation/concealer to cover his acne scar, wrinkle lines or maybe to hide the (love bite marks? LOL).
Before this (read back on the top) I have mentioned to you about my gay boyfriend (wearing make up), am I right? So, here are the photos of him *blushing.
TADAA!
My baby gay Lambert
No doubt, he looks fabulous with make up! *nada bongkak
So, for those who don't know how to apply make up on their fucking flaw skin (woman already knows). Here are the tips for the basic makeup.
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1. Foundation
As you all know, perfect makeup starts with foundation. It is the basic layer of makeup which is applied on the face to cover up pimples and blemishes.
Applying foundation on the face and start with the center, dotting it on small areas on the cheek and on your forehead, and then smoothly blend it outwards (make sure that the applicator is clean, as any blemish will undoubtedly smear across your face). Delicately blot the uneven areas with tissue, and DON’T use your fingertips to drag the skin in application, if ever you consider using them. Smooth the cosmetic over your lips and your eyelids before applying lip or eye makeup. After the application is complete, moisten your fingertips and go over your neckline to remove any makeup bleeds on the area.
2. Concealer
The concealer may be the best alternative way to acne scar, scar and dark circle under the eyes.
Choose the shade which approaches as close as possible to your skin tone. In order to avoid the effect of highlighted blemishes, treat the skin with a light moisturizer for an undercoat, allowing it to set in, before patting the residue with a tissue.
In covering under-eye circles, delicately pat the cosmetic under the eyes with your index finger, then blend it outwards, being careful not to drag the skin in the effort.
In covering eye bags, apply it on the shadow underneath the bag, take note that you shouldn’t apply it on the bag, because you will end up making the condition prominent rather than having it covered up.
For treating burst capillaries or evening out the skin tone, try massaging it on the skin, or with the use of a brush, paint it on and then blend it later with the fingertips. Application of the concealer with a brush is advisable if you aim to cover up blemishes or spotted areas.
In case the concealer ends up drying and caking on the creases and wrinkles around the eyes, apply eye cream before using a bit of concealer, preferably that of the matted finish variety, in order to project the final look of smoother skin.
Visible scars are difficult to cover up, but may be effectively toned down with the use of heavy-duty concealers, such as the waterproof variety.
3. Powder up! (face powder)
In order to be effective, face powder must first be very, very fine, in order to give a natural and hardly-there finish. This accessory is available in two kinds:
*the first is the translucent type which is loose and is applied with a large brush
*the other is in the form of a compact press, and is applied with a small puff applicator.
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That's all, no need to apply eye shadow, mascara and etc because I don't want you guys to be drag queen LOL
So, what do you guys waiting for? Grab your mom's cosmetic instead of steal from the drug stores LOL.
BUT WAIT!
My baby don't need to put some make up on because he was born to be perfect and has naturally flawless skin. I know this statement make you wonder who exactly is he, am I right?
You : Is he a normal human being?
Me: Definitely, YES!
You : Erm, Adam Lambert?
Me : He's gay lah shiak!
You : Yup and Adam has fucking flaw skin LOL
Me : Okay, fine! But he's better than you.
You : So, who is your perfect boy?
Me : Look at the photo below.
You : Justin Bieber?!
Me : Yup! He's the cutest, perfect and has flawless skin.
Me : Yup, you're the perfect one.
Me : No biggie dear ;)
You : (vomiting)
So, I hope you guys enjoy reading this entry and guys, you'd better try to have some fun no matter what you do because it's okay to be different.
Note : Say no to ''Mak Nyah'' LOL
