Diary:Ramadan Al Mubaraq

Yeah, finally Ramadan is back! The reason why I love it is because Ramadan is the holiest months of year. In case you guys still doubting, Ramadan is the Islamic month of fasting. For example, you guys are abstaining from food, drink and all the sensual pleasures from dawn to sunset (Oh man! No porn video, nahhh).

May this Ramadan be as bright as ever and may this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you guys especially to the Muslims. Wish you guys a very happy Ramadan Al Mubaraq :)

Note : So, I hope this year I could FASTING till the end of the month (Err, my mom will be surprised lol).

Diary:I seorang yang Romantik

Well, it has been a long time since I left you guys with the last post about ''little monster'' because I'm kinda busy with my current job somewhere in Senawang. Fuhh! I've been wanting a new post for this month and so, I'm gonna post a photo of me and my partner (work place), Jennifer . Rejoice peeps!

Err, I may have been gone from the blog for a few months (I guess) but my craziness still there right here in my soul and will never gone LOL ;D ''One person's craziness is another person's reality'' WTF, I just create a Freakin' Awesome quote. Err, it wasn't mine, I was mimicking Tim Burton's quote LOL ;D Okay back to the initial story, actually I've no idea what the hell is going on with us about Emmm couple days ago because we did a lots of insane and craziest things together because both of us were stuck in the realm of boring. Plus, Jennifer has bought a new camera. So, it is time to strike a pose baby! Smile on the camera-camera-camera!

So here is a some photos of us,

*side note: I don't know but I think I'm in love with my lips color, yeah I got Bieber fever ;D

*Yeah, I know that I'm prettier than Amber chia!

The reason why we went this insane cuz a friend of mine (Jeni also) said that he's a romantic guy. So, we want to be just like him because both of us already know that we're not so romantic person but (at least) we try our best to be SUPA-romantic! That's the reason why we wrote ''I seorang yang romantik'' on the box that we use to cover our SUPA-flawless face (Err, actually as the ''evident'' to show that we're so so so romantic LOL ;D).

Note: Please don't COPY what we do in work place at home, at school or at public place. Stay safe, don't try this LOL ;D

Diary:My little monsters

In case you guys don't know by now, actually my babies (Snow and Mel) already have a brand new babies (last month) and they also have become the proud parents (ceh, I guess so). So, now let me introduce you guys to my babies (also known as little monsters instead of calling them, Erm hyper active? LOL ;D). Look at the photos below. Rejoice!

*From left : Coco, Vanilla and Mocha.




WTF, Vanilla kinda looks like an alien LOL ;D


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Coco : What the hell is this?

Mocha : A mouse?

Vanilla : Shut the hell up! This is not a mouse, Moron!

Coco : So, what exactly is this?

Mocha : Fuck you all! I already told you guys, it is a mouse.

Coco : How you know?

Vanilla : Yeah, How do you know bitch?

Mocha : I heard it from Yaya. She called it 'Mouse'.

Coco : Ewww.

Vanilla : Hey, how come this mouse has no stinky fur and has freakin' long tail?

Coco : Yeah, I'm wondering???

Mocha : (-.-'')

Vanilla : Seems like both of you (Mocha & Yaya) are the moron LOL ;D

Coco : Yeah, I can't stop believe that Yaya can't recognize anything plus she has super bad eyesight LOL ;D

Mocha : *I wish I could bury them alive.

-END-

Just my two cents:Should men wear make up?

Wahh, macam best sahaja tajuk entry kali ini (suka-suka). Well, I definitely agree that men should put some make up on their face (I akan bunuh orang yang tak setuju dengan statement I, hahaha *evil laugh*). Unfortunately, some people believe that put some make up on men is not a good idea for the general population and they said a guy should look like a guy, WTF! Ajaran sesat Ayah Pin lagi ke? LOL. According to myself, All girls (including myself) only attract guys who have a very flawless skin. Unhappy to have flaw skin T-T? Well, come on guys there's a solution for every problem. FYI, the best solution to overcome the problem is

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Unfortunately, all the men won't agree with my idea, huwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ToT Porque? Porque? Hey idiot, I'm pretty sure and I bet you guys will look fabulous with make up. So, I ask you, What do girls notice about guys in the first six seconds? What? You guys don't know the answer? (Your mom should have had an abortion, LOL). Guys, the answer is your fucking flaw skin lah, ayoyoyo! Mestilah I tahu sebab I perempuan! (''-_-)

Untuk dipendekkan cerita, nowadays all the men (including my gay boyfriend) over the world already did it (make up). So, why don't you guys wear make up? And why do girls/woman only wear make up? Gosh, Dammit! It does not matter if you have XX or XY (chromosome) because 'wearing' a make up is not the biggest issue to be discuss. No wonder if you see your daddy wears foundation/concealer to cover his acne scar, wrinkle lines or maybe to hide the (love bite marks? LOL).

Before this (read back on the top) I have mentioned to you about my gay boyfriend (wearing make up), am I right? So, here are the photos of him *blushing.

TADAA!

My baby gay Lambert 

No doubt, he looks fabulous with make up! *nada bongkak

So, for those who don't know how to apply make up on their fucking flaw skin (woman already knows). Here are the tips for the basic makeup.

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1. Foundation

As you all know, perfect makeup starts with foundation. It is the basic layer of makeup which is applied on the face to cover up pimples and blemishes.

Applying foundation on the face and start with the center, dotting it on small areas on the cheek and on your forehead, and then smoothly blend it outwards (make sure that the applicator is clean, as any blemish will undoubtedly smear across your face). Delicately blot the uneven areas with tissue, and DON’T use your fingertips to drag the skin in application, if ever you consider using them. Smooth the cosmetic over your lips and your eyelids before applying lip or eye makeup. After the application is complete, moisten your fingertips and go over your neckline to remove any makeup bleeds on the area.

2. Concealer

The concealer may be the best alternative way to acne scar, scar and dark circle under the eyes.

Choose the shade which approaches as close as possible to your skin tone. In order to avoid the effect of highlighted blemishes, treat the skin with a light moisturizer for an undercoat, allowing it to set in, before patting the residue with a tissue.

In covering under-eye circles, delicately pat the cosmetic under the eyes with your index finger, then blend it outwards, being careful not to drag the skin in the effort.

In covering eye bags, apply it on the shadow underneath the bag, take note that you shouldn’t apply it on the bag, because you will end up making the condition prominent rather than having it covered up.

For treating burst capillaries or evening out the skin tone, try massaging it on the skin, or with the use of a brush, paint it on and then blend it later with the fingertips. Application of the concealer with a brush is advisable if you aim to cover up blemishes or spotted areas.

In case the concealer ends up drying and caking on the creases and wrinkles around the eyes, apply eye cream before using a bit of concealer, preferably that of the matted finish variety, in order to project the final look of smoother skin.

Visible scars are difficult to cover up, but may be effectively toned down with the use of heavy-duty concealers, such as the waterproof variety.

3. Powder up! (face powder)

In order to be effective, face powder must first be very, very fine, in order to give a natural and hardly-there finish. This accessory is available in two kinds:

*the first is the translucent type which is loose and is applied with a large brush
*the other is in the form of a compact press, and is applied with a small puff applicator.

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That's all, no need to apply eye shadow, mascara and etc because I don't want you guys to be drag queen LOL

So, what do you guys waiting for? Grab your mom's cosmetic instead of steal from the drug stores LOL.

BUT WAIT!

My baby don't need to put some make up on because he was born to be perfect and has naturally flawless skin. I know this statement make you wonder who exactly is he, am I right?

You : Is he a normal human being?

Me: Definitely, YES!

You : Erm, Adam Lambert?

Me : He's gay lah shiak!

You : Yup and Adam has fucking flaw skin LOL

Me : Okay, fine! But he's better than you.

You : So, who is your perfect boy?

Me : Look at the photo below.

You : Justin Bieber?!

Me : Yup! He's the cutest, perfect and has flawless skin.

Me : Yup, you're the perfect one.

Me : No biggie dear ;)

You : (vomiting)

So, I hope you guys enjoy reading this entry and guys, you'd better try to have some fun no matter what you do because it's okay to be different.

Note : Say no to ''Mak Nyah'' LOL

Highlight:Tabiat buruk

Okay, Hari ini I nak berceloteh mengenai tabiat buruk manusia dekat dunia ini. Tak tahu apa itu tabiat buruk? Sah, mak YOU mesti menyesal selama sembilan bulan sepuluh hari LOL. Hey peeps, tabiat buruk ialah perbuatan tak senonoh yang selalu you buat (alaa, kira macam hobilah lebih kurang). So, hari ini I akan kupaskan sedikit demi sedikit misteri yang masih belum terungkai (cis, sudah macam drama CSI LOL) mengenai tabiat/perbuatan buruk manusia. Ayuh genk!

First of all, kita mulakan dengan tabiat buruk kaum hawa dulu (perempuan). Sebagai seorang perempuan sejati (cewahh), sudah semestinya I tahu tabiat buruk yang selalu diamalkan kaum hawa ini. Misalnya, kalau anda tengok kaum hawa duduk dalam satu group dan ketawa sebenarnya mereka bukan bercerita pasal nak masak apa hari ini atau tanya khabar anak masing-masing tetapi mereka semua ini sibuk bergosip atau dalam erti kata lainnya MENGUMPAT! No wonder kalau dapur berasap dan kain baju tak kering LOL. Actually, nowadays bukan perempuan saja yang kuat mengumpat malah kaum adam (lelaki) juga suka bergosip dan mengumpat. Zaman sekarang, kalau boleh dua-dua chromosome nak try (double meaning syiot). Elakkanlah kerana menambahkan dosa anda saja.

Di samping itu (cewahh, macam essay BM syiot!) tabiat/perbuatan buruk yang paling famous dekat Malaysia ini tak lain tak bukan smoking! Bila sebut perkataan smoking, semua orang takut (including myself). Takut apa? Takut mati cepatlah, hadoy! Issh, kau tak tahu ke cigarette yang korang hisap itu mengandungi banyak bahan kimia (tengok, aku sudah jadi cikgu chemistry). So, I ask you ''What do cigarettes contain of?'' Hmm, TAR, NAIL POLISH REMOVER, ROCKET FUEL, BATTERY JUICE, NICOTINE, and RADIOACTIVE ELEMENTS. Wahh, ada berani lagi ke? Hey, nyawa melayang duit pun melayang juga! Kononnya diri bertambah macho kalau smoking depan perempuan (dey, poda!). Tolonglah, hentikan tabiat buruk anda dan ingatlah orang yang tersayang (pergh, sudah macam iklan dekat TV syiot).

So, here is the list of bad habits that you guys should know :

*Nail biting (I used to)
*Borrowing money (Ahlong!)
*Over eating/ food addiction
*Shopaholic
*Masturbating (wahhh)
*Gambling
*Drug addiction
*Watch porn video
*Texting all day

Sekarang I nak kupaskan tabiat buruk I yang paling famous LOL. Ishh, malulah I nak bagi tahu korang. Actually, I hate taking shower in the morning (day off). Even though, I like being clean (I love clean myself regularly) and play with water and soap (not masturbating okay) but I don't know the reason why I hate taking a shower? So, korang janganlah datang rumah I semasa I day off LOL. But no worries sebab I boleh coverlah kalau korang datang rumah, I boleh sembur saja perfume dekat badan then kumur dengan Listerine (Antiseptic mouthwash), tak begitu? Gosh, macam agak tak senonoh bukan? Now, I pledge myself allegiance to take a better shower during my day off! Gosh, Dammit.

So, harap entry kali ini dapat membantu anda untuk menjauhkan diri anda daripada diselubungi tabiat buruk (cewahh). Bukan apa, cuma tak berapa manis dan sopan untuk pandangan masyarakat umum. Renung-renungkanlah wahai sahabat.

-Terima kasih-

Tips:French kiss

Based on the title above, I'm pretty sure that EVERYONE is smiling widely like Mr Ronald McDonald, cewahh. Well, ever wonder what the hell is it? Actually, French kiss is more like an art of kissing, the art of using your own tongue and lip. Basically, French kiss is a kiss in which your tongue touches the other's (partner) tongue and usually enters his/her mouth with passion and sexuality (*pergh, teransang syiot!). In Malaysia, it is called comolot (cium mulut/kiss through mouth).

Actually, I don't really know what the hell is it but it all started when a friend of mine ask me

Adrian : Do you guys know what French kiss is?
Me & Tatha : huh?

*Then he explained to us what exactly is French Kiss.


After ward, I google-ing bout French Kiss (harus bersemangat okay!). So, below are the guides/tips for French Kissing.

*Brush your teeth, get a good bath, nicely groomed and clean and fresh, before meeting the other person. There's nothing worse than kissing the rear end of a garbage truck.

*Get into a comfortable position (you can't kiss if your back feels like it's gonna break).
Suggestion - Sit side by side on a comfy sofa.

*Hold your lover , firmly but gently (don't cause pain). Suggestion would be to hold the shoulders, the neck or gently on the side of the face, one side or both sides.

*Move your faces closer (Don't bump noses). Suggestion would be the guy angle his face slightly so you don't bump noses.

*Kiss gently, normal closed lips kissing, and close your eyes. Closing your eyes increases the sensations you feel, and also sets the mood.

*Continue kissing gently. Get comfortable with simple closed lips, lip-to-lip kissing before going anywhere else.

*If fine till here, tentatively, slowly and lightly draw your tongue across the other person's lips.

*Chances are from here, if the other person lightly parts her/his tongue, slowly explore the other person's tongue in a light licking motion.

*The tongue has a very sensitive surface, which is why tongue to tongue is the essence of french kissing.

*After you've tried lightly licking the other person's tongue, you can try sucking on it, wrestling with it ( see if you can hold it to the floor of her/his mouth ) and other things like that.

*Explore the other areas of the mouth. Especially the roof of the mouth. Lightly lick, or tickle the area with your tongue.

*Don't bite. whatever you do, don't bite because you're not Edward lol.

*Don't swing your tongue round and round like a windmill. Explore lightly, don't drill your way through.

*Breathe through your nose. Breathe through your nose. I say again, breathe through your nose.

*Follow so far? You can lightly use your hands too, lightly rubbing the other person. Suggestions, along the waist, along the back, the arms, especially the inside of the arm, the neck, maybe running your fingers through her/his hair. Again, don't cause pain.



Note : I wrote this entry for a guide and I don't recommend you guys to try it with your partner (get married first lerr), Thank you.

Diary:Hair

Semalam, macam-macam yang berlaku gara-gara mulut jahat aku yang tak berlesen ini. Sebenarnya, aku telah mengutuk rambut seseorang (staff dekat tempat aku kerja). Aku rasa bersalah sangat kerana aku cakap rambut dia buruk macam ikan flowerhorn tetapi dia hanya diam dan senyum sahaja (mungkin dia tak terasa kot dengan statement aku tadi). Beberapa jam kemudian, aku tengok dia sudah lesap tetapi aku kisah apa? Mungkin dia pergi toilet kot tak pun pergi lunch. Alaa biasalah itu, cewahh.

Few minutes later,

Si shikin (alaa bos kedai sebelah even though dia hanya staff biasa tetapi lagak gayanya macam bos kerana kerja dia cuma duduk sahaja LOL) datang ke arah aku and cakap macam ini


Shikin : Weh yaya, A***** gunting rambutlah!

Aku : Huh? macam mana kau tahu? And dia gunting dekat mana? (musykil)

Shikin : Alaa, tadi aku pergi menyinggah kedai fatin and tiba-tiba nampak dia tengah gunting rambut dekat Loreal!

Aku : So, that's mean dia gunting rambut gara-gara aku kutuk rambut dia pagi tadi ke?

Shikin : Itulah, mulut tak boleh blah bila bercakap.

Aku : hadoy! *felt a bit guilty.

Shikin : Jomlah tengok dia.

Aku : Erm, okay!


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Kami telah pun sampai walaupun aku ketinggalan dekat belakang sebab aku jalan slow gila vavi *sedang period mah!* Then, aku and shikin skodeng dari jauh nak tengok dia tetapi tak ada pun (dia sudah lesap mah!). Aku try tanya dekat kakak yang jaga kaunter dekat Loreal itu.

Aku : Excuse me, ada nampak tak budak lelaki yang baru gunting rambut tadi?

Kakak kaunter : Ouh, dia pergi ke tandas.

Aku : Okay, thanks. *banyak sangat ke dia nak melabur hari ini LOL.


Afterward, aku keluar dari kedai itu dengan muka confident (kononnya tak bersalah). Then, shikin pun tanya (alaa, kacaunya)

Shikin : Dia ada tak?

Aku : Tak ada.

Shikin : Aik??

Aku : Kakak kaunter cakap dia pergi toilet.
*Aku suka sangat cakap tak habis LOL.

Then, kami pun tunggu dia keluar dari toilet (a, haish lama gila *peh confirm banyak gila dia melabur LOL!

Shikin : kau nak cakap apa bila dia keluar dari toilet nanti?

Aku : Nak cakap apa? Manalah aku tahu.

Shikin : Kau minta maaf sahajalah.

Aku : Okay tetapi macam mana nak minta maaf?

Shikin : Alaa, kau minta maaf sahaja then kau pujilah rambut baru dia itu.


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Few minutes later, dia pun keluar dari toilet.

Shikin : Pergilah kejar dia!

Aku : Okay! *peh laju gila dia jalan, lecehnya nak kejar dia.

Shikin : Good luck! Aku balik dulu ya. *untunglah kerja part time.


Aku menyusul dia dari belakang, aku berharap sangat yang dia tak sedar aku dekat belakang dia *aku takut nanti dia ingat aku nak kidnap dia LOL. Hey, niat aku baiklah! Then, aku skodeng dia bersembang dengan staff yang lain dari jauh. Pehh, ramai yang puji rambut baru dia (sepatutnya you all kena berterima kasih sama aku LOL). Masa break aku pun nak (sudah pun) habis, so aku cepat-cepat masuk tempat kerja dan berlagak macam tak ada apa-apa yang berlaku, bapak hiprokit! Then, aku pergi dekat dengan dia (kononnya nak minta maaf) tetapi aku speechless *maybe terpesona tengok rambut baru dia itu, hmm tak ada maknanya! After that, dia tanya aku

A***** : Hey Yaya, how's my hair? nice huh?-SMILED-

Aku : *staring and speechless.

(OMG, semua staff dekat situ pandang aku, *ishh, tak payah pandang-pandang! Aku menjadi malulah)

Aku duduk dekat tempat aku dan mula berfikir apa yang aku patut dan harus buat, Hmm it's so complicated.

*blink! I've got an idea.

Belum sempat aku bangun (nak pergi dekat dia), dia sudah datang dan duduk sebelah aku. Dia macam sudah tahu sahaja yang aku nak cakap dengan dia. Okay, aku semakin nervous nak cakap. *Gosh! help me and wish me luck okay. How would I start a conversation with this guy?

Aku : Hey A*****, I ada probs dengan kawan I.

A***** : Okay, you ceritalah sama I.

Aku : *sniff. Actually, I ada kutuk kawan I hari ini sebab baju dia buruk sangat (ubah cerita). Pagi tadi I kutuk dia but then dia terus tukar baju dia dan sekarang dia pakai baju baru.

A***** : Okay, dulu baju dia buruk sekarang baju dia sudah lawa *sambil usik rambut dia (pehh, macam tahu sahaja yang aku sedang bercakap tentang rambut dia.

Aku : Yup, you rasa kawan I terasa tak dengan kritikan pagi tadi?

A***** : Hey Ong, what's ''terasa'' huh?

Aku : (''-_-) *nasib baik kau bukan melayu, kalau tak sudah lama aku debik kau. Untunglah mixed blood!

Ong : feel sad.

back to us,

A***** : Okay, I rasa mungkin kawan you terasa sedikit.

Aku : ouh, *buat muka bersalah, cewahh.

A***** : Hey, you sudah lama ke kenal dengan kawan you itu? *Aik macam soalan trick sahaja.

Gosh, how to end this conversation! Fortunately, customer came *fuhh, lega!


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Masa nak balik aku sempat check message kat cell phone aku. Pehh, banyak gila message (sebab cell phone silent tadi) Tetapi yang buat aku terasa ialah kawan baik aku Hasfazira Aziz text dekat aku macam ini (lebih kuranglah sebab aku ter-delete message dia)

''sampai hati tak tegur tadi, uhuks T-T''

Okay, fine tadi aku terserempak dengan has semasa aku on the way nak ke toilet but tak sempat nak tegur dia sebab ;

*seluar aku basah (bocor gara-gara period), so aku tak boleh nak lama-lama nanti orang nampak.

*Aku pakai kemeja warna pink (jatuhlah maruah aku kalau dia nampak aku pakai kemeja warna pink)

So, aku minta maaf sangat-sangat Hasfazira Aziz! Aku tak ada niat nak menyombong dengan kau. Actually aku rindu kau sangat-sangat dan group makanan kita, Burger, Hot Dog, Tosei dan Curry Puff. Aku juga nak minta maaf dekat Adrian kerana telah buat dia ''terasa'' LOL. But not too bad because everyone love your brand new hair and kinda look like Bruno Mars LOL.


Note : Tak nak cakap lepas lagi! (''-,-)

Tips:Compact powder to loose powder

Have you been accidentally dropped your beloved/favourite compact and shattered the pressed powder within? Okay, that's not the end of its life.

Because you can transform it from this


*I use Maybelline clear smooth (Freakin' Awesome™)

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*Maybelline mineral power (loose powder)

Still don't get it? Okay, crush the broken pieces into powder with a spoon or anything else that can crush it. Then, transfer it into a jar or pot and viola! So, now you have instant loose powder to set your make-up.

-Thanks to CLEO mag for the tip-

Highlight:This is real, this is me.

I was a girl before I am a Big Girl.
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I was a jerk before I am a Friggin' Jerk.
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I was in a fashion before I am a Fashionista.
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I was in the drama before I am a Drama Queen.
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I was a lame before I am Fame.
ANDI was an Awesome before I am a Freakin' Awesome™.

-THANK YOU-

Diary:Happy birthday Snowmel

Date : 1st March 2011.

Birthdays come around but once a year. When a special person in your life has a birthday, sometimes it can be hard to know exactly what words and things that will make the big day special. Okay, I've known you guys (Snow & Mel) for a year (today) and I hope to know both of you another 100 years! (impossible lol). A birthday only happens once a lifetime. So, today I'm celebrating the anniversary of your birth, Happy born-day Snowmel! I wish for you to have people to love, people in your life who will care about you as much as I do (Definitely yes because I always clean up your poop and I'm proud of myself because my attitude is the positive one (cewahh). However, for anyone who own cats or dogs, do you guys clean up the poop or just leave it until the maggots come out lol).

Happy birthday! Parabens!

So here is the photo of the birthday boy and birthday girl,

And below is the photo of the birthday girl, Mel ;D


By the way, As I write (typing) this entry, I was watching a music video from Youtube (Lady Gaga-Born this way), double thumbs up for her!

Click Here! to watch, thank you ;D

Note : I know this entry is still under the February archive but actually today is 1st March 2011 according to the standard Malaysia time/day, thanks you.

Highlight:Born this way!

Double thumbs up to Lady Gaga for her very very great performance in Grammy 2011. I do really love the way she is now because she is born this way, Perfecto! By the way, it's my honour to be one of her little monsters.

*nice booty GaGa

Here is the lyrics of her brand new single, Born this way.

It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M
Just put your paws up
'Cause you were born this way, baby

My mama told me when I was young
We're all born superstars
She rolled my hair, put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir

"There's nothin' wrong with lovin' who you are"
She said, "'Cause He made you perfect, babe"
"So hold your head up, girl and you you'll go far,
Listen to me when I say"

I'm beautiful in my way,
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret,
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way
(Born this way)

Ooo, there ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way
(Born this way)
Ooo, there ain't other way
Baby, I was born this way
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be!

Give yourself prudence and love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice the truth
In the religion of the insecure
I must be myself, respect my youth

A different lover is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-M (hey, hey, hey)
I love my life, I love this record and
Mi amore vole fe yah

I'm beautiful in my way,
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret,
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Ooo, there ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way
(Born this way )
Ooo, there ain't other way
Baby, I was born way
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

( Queen ,
Don't be , Queen )

Don't be drag, just be a queen
Whether you're broke or evergreen
You're black, white, beige, chola descent
You're lebanese, you're orient
Whether life's disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied or teased
Rejoice and love yourself today
'Cause baby, you were born this way

No matter gay, straight or bi
lesbian, transgendered life
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born to survive
No matter black, white or beige
chola or orient made
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born to be brave

I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret,
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way, yeah!

Ooo, there ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way
(Born this way )
Ooo, there ain't other way
Baby, I was born this way
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

I was born this way, hey!
I was born this way, hey!
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way, hey!

I was born this way, hey!
I was born this way, hey!
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way, hey!

So, what do you guys waiting for? Download this song now!

Note : Thanks for the coolest song, Ramon Michael.

Diary:I'm so mad!

Arggghhhhhhhh, I'm so mad! I feel like I just wanna smash up my modem broadband. Wait, are you asking me why am I mad? So, you really want me to choke you like what Kane did on WWE elimination chamber last monday? *cool Yaya, please calm down. Okay, I can't do anything (upload, download, searching cool stuff, blogging and etc) because of my stupid modem broadband (okay, fine! Actually it wasn't mine!). Okay, relax Yaya! Oh my Gosh, How can I relax? I'm really mad and need something to release my tension or might need a new modem because Yaya has destroyed it, HAHAHAHA ( just imagine the cruel laughter).

''Worst problem on the Internet is stupid users''

After I read the statement above, My temperature level increased rapidly. Oh, the statement is so mean! I just can only say ''Disrespectful!''

Okay, the worst problem on the Internet is stupid users meanwhile according to myself, the stupid user is the person who wrote the statement, HAHAHAHA (once again). Should the person who wrote the statement be penalized? Hmm, definitely Yes!

THANK YOU ;)

Diary:Photo Diary

HEY PEEPS!
Today, I'm going to share you guys with my most awesome masterpiece (actually it wasn't). So, I just need you guys to take a look at the photos below. Well, it's a diary of my cats (Snow feat Mel). Enjoy!

Photo by Yaya Musah.
Location : Yaya's bedroom.
Time : Around 12 pm, I guess.
Supermodel : Snow and Mel.
Co-star : Table lamp and Dora the
explorer blanket.








He does look like an Angel from heaven, am I right? With the awesome effect from the table lamp lol.

OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THE CLASSIC PICS EFFECT!
Now back to the normal effect.



Oh, what big eyes you have!


Spot Mel's head over there!





Snow said ''Sorry for the misbehave pose, cool!''
spot Dora the explorer right over there.





Mel said ''Hey Yaya, sorry for the misbehave pose! My tongue is too long enough, that's why I show-off it lol''.


Spot Mel's nipple lol.







Awww, Is it only me who thinks they're cute with this pose? No, I guess. Wait, I think this photo will be fantastico with awesome effect. Would this photo be Awesome?

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THIS!


Oh, Gosh! I told you guys already, this photo is so fantastico and cute. Anyway, what would be the best title for this photo???

a. super kawaii
b. freakin' awesome
c. love story
d. the story of us

Actually, I have no idea to choose the best answer because all the answers are correct and suit lol.

So, here is another photo of them with the coolest effect. I hope you guys may love it.




Isn't it adorable? Yes, yes and yes! I'm pretty sure that their chemistry (I used to hate this subject when I was in my high school year) and love story can compete and even better than Bella and Edward lol. By the way, they will turn 1 year old on 1st March! I can't wait for it.

-THE END-

Diary:Crushcrushcrush

Well, I got a lot to say to you, yeah I got lot to say. I noticed your eyes are always glued to me, keeping them here and it makes no sense at all

-epic failed-

Actually according to the title above, ehem ehem I got a brand new crush! check this out,

I took it from my facebook account, actually from the status. Now you guys have to believe it, don't you? Well, he is my brand new crush okay! So, don't you guys dare to take him from me even though he is not my husband (officially) but my prediction said that he will be my future husband lol (blushing)

Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone. Just the one-two of us, who's counting on, that never happens. I guess I'm dreaming again. Let's be more than, more than this..

(that's right babe)

note : Prince charming still number one in my heart (blushing)

Diary:I hate V'day

I'm absolutely want to know who is going to be my partner for Valentine's day. Huh?-Hurm- Are you kidding me Yaya? I thought you still stand with your statement? *I hate V'day, am I right? (sniff), Yup you're right! I really really hate V'day! The reason I HATE V'day is because I still have no boyfriend and it does not mean no one love or like me (highlight). Maybe I'm very picky and fussy when it comes to boyfriend thingy or maybe no one knows how to love me because of my intensity LOL. So, that's what I get when I always rejected people, blah! But actually I still don't know what does love mean till now, pathetic..

BUT WAIT!

I just want you guys to  keep on reading the story below ;)

I've been single for about, erm.. (can't remember). I'm so tired of love because I still don't believe in love and love story. I met a lot of men/womanizer and I dated some of them but I find that most of them are total asshole or unlike anyone who I want to spend my life with.

Then, one day in 200? (still can't remember) a friend of mine introduced me with a guy which I described him as ''wow'' , you know what does it mean, don't you? Being clueless about him, so I started to talk with him.

me : hey, what's your name? (even though I know his name)

him : I told you already right? -he smiled-

me : ouh, I mean what's your real name. I mean your full name -sniff-

(try my best to cover the mistake)

him : ouh, sorry. I'm @#$%^&*

me : ouh, what a very very nice name.

him : -smile-

me : -smile-

him : -smile-

me : smile-

him : your eyes are large and they are beautiful.

me : -smile-

then

a friend of mine : what are you guys doing?

us : nothing!

After all, we became speechless,

then (a few hours later), a friend of mine said that her mom needed her at that time, so that's mean she must go back home.

WHAT? ouh, mannnnnn!

And yeahh I should go back home too ;( (tumpang2)

About two days later,

my cellphone vibrated, not because of earthquake but actually I don't really like ringtone so that's why I set it into vibrate.

OMG! he sent an instant message to me. I melted for a while, then I replied to him (sorry can't tell you guys). After all, *texting all day long. (blushing)

One day in summer, (summer? yes, Malaysia always summer) he called (phone) me and I'm just like Oh my Gosh, Oh my Gosh, Oh my Gosh, what should I do? So, I pick up my phone and...

him : hello.

me : w'salam.

him : did I said salam?

me : ouh, my prediction said you might be or will give salam. (blushing)

him : ouh, salam.

me : w'salam.

him : So, how's your boyfriend?

me : we're having such a best moment every day (OMG, did I said that *so stupid)

him : ouh, you're not available, hmm (*speechless).

me : no, I mean yes. yes, def-def-definitely (*stutter).

him : okay, so how's your day?

me : great and ordinary, how about you?

him : I was about to say great, I think I'm okay but  now I felt empty.

me : ouh, really? (*guilty)

Then, I can't remember ANYTHING because my memories were too bad when it comes to recall  something.

Til these days, no messages or phone call from him because I've changed my phone number LOL. So, our story like, hmmm LIKE that? *pissed off. Porque? I'm begging, please don't take him away from me! (wait for a second) he is not dead? -gimmick- I wish I could find such a perfect prince charming as him. Kudasai!

So, how is your love/crush story?

By the way, to all the Muslim out there

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT MAULIDUR RASUL

Note : I still hate Valentine's day, thank you ;)

Highlight:Trust Quote

''Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broken but you can still see the crack in that mother fucker's reflection''

Diary:CNY+Bufdae

Happy Chinese New Year to all my peeps, I mean buddhist. Hope you guys have a wonderful day on CNY.

GONG XI FA CAI

Ohh, almost forget to wish for my mom's birthday! Today is my mom's birthday and I'd like to wish her a very happy birthday. Happy birthday mom, I wish you could achieve anything that you really wanted to achieve. It's truly a blessing to have you as my mother and I'm so glad that God gave me a mother like you. I love you yesterday, I love you today ,I love you tomorrow and I love you everyday ;)

Diary:Feb-bulous-ruary

F stands for ''farewell January, hello feb-bulous-ruary!''
E stands for excited watching firework on CNY''
B stands for ''busy looking for a job vacancy''
R stands for ''regret for not making resolution last month *sob2''
U stands for ''you know you may love me on 14th feb ;)''
A stands for ''AWESOME! (actually I have no idea LOL)
R stands for ''R u going to treat me for V's day?
Y stands for ''why so serious mom? you still look young even though your age will increase one digit on 3rd feb''

Diary:Stuck at home and bored

Yup, today I can't go anywhere because of the weather. Oh no, it's raining again. huh! Now, I'm stuck at home and it's kinda bored. Help me! I'm so bored. What will you do when you're stuck at home and bored? Sleeping all day long? Nah! I don't wanna be sleeping beauty and waiting for my prince to kiss me (I'll brush my teeth first and use something to refreshing my mouth LOL).

What should I do, arghh friggin bored!
and
How can I keep myself busy when I'm stuck at home?

*CALL YOUR BFF!
no way, I want to save my credit. Okay, fine!
-failed-

*LISTEN TO DIFFERENT SONG THAT YOU DON'T NORMALLY LISTEN TO
Erm, I think I lost my mp3 player.
-failed-

*WATCH SOMETHING YOU'D NEVER WATCH
porn video? wahh, sound great! but I don't know the web address, would you give me some..no? okay, fine!
-failed-

*COOK A MEAL
what is this? ginger? tumeric? wahh! how come it has different name because it just look a like.
-failed-


*TIDY UP
Oh, sorry! I'm kinda busy. My mom can do it well.
-failed-

*REST UP
take a nap? are you kidding me? Erm, maybe tomorrow or next week I'll wake up.
-failed-

Overall, I can't do anything when I'm stuck at home and bored.

HEY WAIT FOR A SECOND!

Now, I'm blogging! so, that's mean I'm keeping myself busy LOL
so stupid mah!

So, what will you guys do when you're stuck at home and bored?

Note : please, no masturbation okay ;)